Spring Loaded Heart Bomb

SPREAD THE GLITTERY LOVE WITH A HEART BOMB!
Looking for the perfect prank for Valentines Day or Birthday!? Look no further than our spring loaded heart bomb to spread the love!

$19.95

None Your Glitter Bomb Is Now 4X Larger! +$9.95
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Lock your Glitter Bomb inside a box with 64 annoying screws that need to be painstakingly removed before they even get to your prank inside!

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None Happy Birthday Sticker +$0.95 Hearts Sticker +$0.95 Laughing Emoji Sticker +$0.95 Merry Christmas Sticker +$0.95
None Congratulations Sticker +$3.95 Happy Birthday Sticker +$3.95 Merry Christmas Sticker +$3.95 Thinking Of You Sticker +$3.95
SKU: heart-glitter-bomb Categories: , , , GTIN: 644197675377

Introducing the Spring Loaded Heart Bomb – a heartwarming surprise that’s all about spreading love and laughter! Prepare to embark on a glittery journey filled with heartfelt moments, excitement, and a touch of sweet mischief. The Spring Loaded Heart Bomb is a magical device designed to turn birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion into a sparkling spectacle of love.

Picture this: a charming heart-shaped explosion of vibrant glitter, perfect for adding a sprinkle of whimsy to your celebrations and brightening someone’s day. When this heartwarming surprise arrives, it appears as a standard shipping tube. However, when your recipient opens the customized package, they’ll be greeted by an eruption of shimmering heart-shaped glitter, creating a breathtaking moment of surprise and wonder. It’s like opening a treasure chest filled with love and delight!

Crafted with care, the Spring Loaded Heart Bomb is a surefire way to bring smiles, laughter, and unforgettable memories to everyone involved. So, whether you’re planning a surprise for a loved one, celebrating a special occasion, or just want to inject some love into your day, the Spring Loaded Heart Bomb is the perfect choice.

Get ready to create magical moments and make hearts glitter with happiness. Embrace the enchantment and order your Spring Loaded Heart Bomb today. Let the laughter and joyous shimmer fill the air, reminding us all that life is better when we sparkle together!

Hold onto your heart-shaped hats, love enthusiasts! We all know the real superstar in our Spring Loaded Heart Bomb is the heart-melting glitter explosion that follows! And let’s spill the love beans here – it’s the top-notch spring that makes the magic happen. Some heart bomb providers? Well, they’re all about those itty-bitty springs that are cheaper than a heart-shaped candy stash at a post-Valentine’s sale. But seriously, expecting magic from those is like hoping a love letter will bring forth a parade of flying unicorns – disappointing, right?

Fear not, my heart-throbbing pal! We at Dispatch Your Affectionate Glitter take heart bombing to a whole new level. We’re not about dusty warehouses or storing love notes for months – we’re all about that fresh eruption of heart-shaped goodness. When your special moment arrives and your heart bomb is unboxed, brace yourself for a lovey-dovey apocalypse! We’re talking heart-shaped glitter coverage that would make Cupid jealous – your lucky recipient won’t know what hit them. Well, they’ll know because they’ll be sparkling heart to toe!

Why settle for a lackluster love gesture when you can have an explosion of legendary heart proportions? Choose Dispatch Your Affectionate Glitter for your personalized heart bomb, and let us bring the love, laughter, and a heartwarming mess that’s practically impossible to forget!

Warning: Use responsibly and with a cheeky grin. Side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, heartwarming memories, and an insatiable desire for more heart-filled shenanigans.

Oh, bland pranks? No, thank you! You’re not just a prankster; you’re a prank Picasso, and you deserve a masterpiece that’s as unique as your mischievous spirit. Welcome to Dispatch Your Hilarity, where we transform your prank into a personalized epic that’ll be the talk of the town – or at least the talk of your target’s living room!

Say goodbye to those run-of-the-mill prank sites; we’re all about that customization, my friend! With us, you’re the creative maestro, crafting every inch of your prank with precision. Inside jokes? Absolutely! Outside banter that sparkles with wit? Consider it done!

Imagine this: your custom prank decked out with hilariously funny stickers. We’re talking belly-laugh-inducing stickers that’ll make your target’s jaw hit the floor before the glitter even makes its grand entrance!

Now, for the pranksters who believe in “go big or go home,” we present the Mega Spring Loaded Hearts Bomb! Four times the size, four times the glittery heart chaos, and four times the impact. It’s like upgrading from a party popper to a glitter bazooka!

So, if you’re ready to elevate your prank game to mythical levels, Dispatch Your Hilarity is your one-stop mischief shop. Personalize, customize, and unleash glittery mayhem like never before. Just remember, with great prank power comes great prank responsibility!

Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!

We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.

But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.

So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.

Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!

Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.

We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.

We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.

So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!

Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!