Spring Loaded Dick Bomb

THE MOST CUSTOMIZABLE DICK BOMB ON THE PLANET!
Brace yourself for an explosive dose of dick mischief! Experience the unrivaled Dick Bomb that redefines pranks.

$19.95

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Brace yourself for a whimsical adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and a touch of absurdity. Get ready to witness hilarious dicks explode before your eyes! The Spring Loaded Dick Bomb is a one-of-a-kind device that guarantees a memorable experience. It’s time to sprinkle some playful chaos onto any occasion and watch the laughter unfold.

Imagine seeing someone opening a seemingly innocent package, only to be bombarded by an explosion of delightfully outrageous dicks. This treasure trove of absurdity is carefully crafted to bring joy, amusement, and a healthy dose of hilarity to anyone lucky enough to encounter it.

Whether you’re planning the ultimate prank for a friend’s birthday, a special celebration, or simply want to inject some giggles into your day, the Spring Loaded Dick Bomb is your go-to solution. It’s guaranteed to create unforgettable memories and side-splitting laughter.

So, grab hold of the whimsy, embrace the absurd, and order your Spring Loaded Dick Bomb today. Get ready to ignite laughter, spread happiness, and remind everyone that life is just a little bit funnier when we let our mischievous side take center stage!

At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we understand that the heart and soul of a Spring Loaded Dick Bomb lies in its explosive grandeur. That’s why we refuse to compromise on quality. Unlike those other penny-pinching prank companies, we spare no expense when it comes to our Dick Bomb’s spring. We’ve designed it to be a dick-ish force to be reckoned with!

When the glorious moment arrives and your customized Dick Bomb is unleashed, prepare for pandemonium! We’re talking about a deluge of wacky wieners that will turn your target into a walking carnival of absurdity. They’ll be left wondering what on earth just happened while being covered head to toe in a comedic frenzy of dicks!

Don’t settle for lackluster laughs when you can create an explosion of legendary proportions. Choose Ship Your Enemies Glitter for your Spring Loaded Dick Bomb, and let us ignite the laughter, spark the amusement, and leave an unforgettable impression that will be talked about for years to come!

Warning: Handle with a mischievous smirk and use responsibly. Side effects may include uncontrollable fits of laughter, unforgettable memories, and an insatiable craving for more outrageous pranks.

Are you prepared to take your mischievous game to the next level? Get ready to bid adieu to mundane pranks and say hello to the Dick Bomb Extravaganza, brought to you by the legendary and original pranksters at Ship Your Enemies Glitter!

At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we don’t just sprinkle a little glitter here and there. Oh no, we believe in unleashing a symphony of absurdity that will leave your target rolling on the floor, clutching their sides in fits of laughter! It’s time to kick it up a notch and drench them in a downpour of hilarious phalluses!

Picture this: You become the mastermind behind the ultimate prank, customizing your Dick Bomb with messages so witty they’ll make the jester gods blush. And why stop there? Choose the stickers on the inside and outside, custom messages, and amount of dicks that rain down upon your unsuspecting victim, ensuring a personalized prank experience like no other. It’s a glorious cascade of silliness that will have them questioning their life choices while laughing uncontrollably!

But a word of caution, dear pranksters: the Dick Bomb Extravaganza is not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include tears of joy, bellyaches from excessive laughter, and an insatiable desire to prank again and again.

Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!

We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.

But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.

So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.

Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!

Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.

We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.

We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.

So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!

Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!