Heart Bomb Card

EXPRESS YOUR HEART!
The perfect prank card to express your hilariously explosive love!

$11.95

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Are you prepared to unleash a glittery love explosion on your unsuspecting friends and family? Hold on tight, because our Heart Bomb Card is about to shower them with love and laughter (and maybe a bit of glittery chaos)!

Picture their faces as they open what appears to be a sweet greeting card, only to be greeted by an eruption of heart-shaped glitter that would make Cupid jealous! It’s like a love-filled whirlwind of hilarity, turning their ordinary moments into sparkling memories they’ll cherish. 😂

No kidding, our Heart Bomb Card transforms any occasion into a heartwarming SURPRISE fest. It’s the ultimate gift that keeps on spreading joy as they navigate through the sea of glittery love. Oh, the delight! Oh, the giggles! It’s a heart-shaped serenade of mischief that’ll have them laughing, literally!

Don’t miss out on this comedy masterpiece! Get your Heart Bomb Card now and get ready for a love-filled Armageddon of laughter, sweetness, and possibly a fabulous fashion statement. It’s time to make the world sparkle, one Heart Glitter Bomb at a time!

Hold tight to your glitter-infused tiaras because we’re diving headfirst into the realm of prank-tastic joy! Welcome to Heart Storm Glitter, where we’re not just sprinkling laughter – we’re launching a love-filled avalanche of hilarity!

Bid farewell to humdrum, ordinary pranks. We’re here to help you make a mark as unique as a squirrel on a unicycle! Customize your prank inside and out with messages that’ll have them giggling, snorting, or reevaluating their life choices. Let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

But wait, there’s a love twist! We don’t just stop at messages – oh, no. Elevate the affectionate chaos to legendary levels by doubling or tripling the heart-shaped glitter amounts. It’s like launching a love bomb that’ll make ’em wish they had a heart-shaped glitter-resistant suit!

But hold up, there’s a cherry-shaped heart on top of this glittery fiesta. We’re talking about heart stickers! Yes, you heard it right. Stick some extra lovey-dovey absurdity on that card. Because why settle for just glitter when you can have a dancing cupid sticker causing romantic mayhem?

So, why settle for the ordinary when you can unleash a love-filled storm of epic proportions with Heart Storm Glitter. Customize, sparkle, and witness the heartwarming chaos unfold with the most dazzling, side-splitting, and ridiculously glittery cards ever invented! Brace yourselves, folks, because love-filled pandemonium is about to shower upon you!

Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!

We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.

But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.

So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.

Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!

Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.

We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.

We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.

So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!

Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!