Dick Bomb Card
SPREAD YOUR LOVE OF DICKS TO ALL!
Get ready to have your dick blown by the pants-wetting hilarity that ensues when these cards are cracked open.
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Are you ready to unleash the laughter apocalypse upon your unsuspecting friends and family? Buckle up, because our Dick Bomb Card is about to blow their minds (and their fashion choices)!
Just imagine their innocent faces as they innocently open what seems like a harmless greeting card, only to be met with an explosion of dick glitter that would make a disco ball jealous! It’s like a glittery tornado of hilarity, transforming their dull moments into sparkling memories they’ll never forget.
We’re not kidding when we say our Dick Bomb Card turns any party into a sidesplitting SURPRISE fest. It’s the ultimate gift that keeps on giving, as they try to escape the relentless glitter showers. Oh, the joy! Oh, the revenge! It’s a glittery symphony of mischief that’ll have them rolling on the floor, literally!
So, don’t miss out on this comedy goldmine! Grab your dick Bomb Card now and prepare for a glittery Armageddon of laughter, absurdity, and fabulous fashion disasters. It’s time to make the world sparkle, one Dick Glitter Bomb at a time!
CUSTOMIZATION
Hold on to your glittery hats because we’re about to take prank customization to a whole new level! Welcome to Ship Your Enemies Glitter, where we don’t just sprinkle laughter, we launch a glittery avalanche of hilarity!
Say goodbye to mundane, run-of-the-mill pranks. We’re here to help you leave a mark that’s as unique as a unicorn in roller skates! Customize your prank inside and out with messages that’ll make them giggle, snort, or question their life choices. Let your inner prankster run wild!
But wait, there’s more! We don’t just stop at messages, oh no. Crank up the chaos to a legendary level, we let you double or triple the glitter amounts. It’s like launching a dick glitter bomb that’ll make ’em wish they invested in a glitter-resistant suit!
But wait, wait! There’s a cherry on top of this glittery extravaganza. We’re talking about stickers! Yes, you heard it right. Stick some extra absurdity and hilarity on that card. Because why settle for just glitter when you can have a dancing unicorn sticker causing mayhem?
So, don’t settle for mediocrity when you can unleash a glittery storm of epic proportions with Ship Your Enemies Glitter. Customize, sparkle, and witness the chaos unfold with the most dazzling, side-splitting, and ridiculously glittery cards ever invented! Brace yourselves, people, because glittery pandemonium is about to ensue!
SHIPPING & TRACKING CARE
Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!
We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.
But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.
So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.
Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!
A+ CUSTOMER SERVICE
Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.
We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.
We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.
So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!
Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!
