Bag Of Dicks Gummies
SOFT, SWEET, & PLAYFULLY SHAPED FOR A DICKISHLY ENTERTAINING SNACK!
Indulge in “Phallically Satisfying” gummies – a mischievously delightful treat with a dash of humor!
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DESCRIPTION
Get ready to nibble on these hilariously mischievous, soft, and oh-so-malleable gummies that’ll tickle your taste buds and your funny bone®! Our delightful gummies come in all shapes and sizes, adding a touch of playfulness to your snacking routine.
Discover the “Phallic Fling” gummy assortment – a cheeky treat designed to bring laughter and delight to anyone with a hearty sense of humor! With each bag packed full of charmingly shaped gummies, it’s the ultimate choice for those daring enough to munch on some mischievous cheerfulness!
Perfect for parties, pranks, or whenever you need a good chuckle, our dick gummy delights are bound to be the talk of the town. Share them with friends, tease your colleagues, or surprise your family with a mouth full of dicks!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your Bag of Dicks today, and let the laughter and scrumptiousness blend into a mouthwatering experience you won’t soon forget! Remember, eating a bag of “dicks” has never been this deliciously entertaining!
CUSTOMIZATION
Get ready to crank up the laughs with our “Prankster’s Paradise” package! Customize your mischief by doubling or tripling the number of gummies, adding hilarious “Boob” gummies for a saucy twist, topping it all off with dick-shaped glitter glam, sticking on a fun sticker, and even including cheeky messages on both the inside and outside of the bag! Unleash the ultimate prank and tickle everyone’s funny bones!
SHIPPING & TRACKING CARE
Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!
We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.
But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.
So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.
Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!
A+ CUSTOMER SERVICE
Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.
We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.
We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.
So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!
Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!
