Donג€™t hide, that could blow your cover. ג€Uhhhhh, Tom, why are you behind the water cooler?ג€ ג€Because it makes the room look all stretchy.ג€ ג€¦Being the least suspicious person in the room is paramount to successfully pulling off ג€the long prank.ג€ Donג€™t laugh, donג€™t ask, divert blame to others.
Got a tiny screw driver and some tiny batteries handy? Unlike your $800 cell phone, yes, you can replace the batteries. However, it is about the size of a golf ball, and if we sell a bunch of these I may just go for a vacation in Bali, in one of those little huts on the ocean.
We know this is frowned upon, never mix business with pleasure right? Letג€™s just say we sample the product quite regularly as a part of quality control. SERIOUSLY GIVE US A BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU TRY STORING A BAG OF GLAZIN CANDIED BACON IN YOUR OFFICE FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS. ITS HARD, REALLY HARD. WE HAVE A FREAKING STORE JUST SO EMPLOYEES CAN BUY BACON. THAT'S IT. ONLY BACON. PAYCHECKS ARE CONVERTED TO BACON.
First off, use your imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that special someone opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere. By Far the most effective and easiest prank ever.
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