Naughty Coal

Naughty Coal

Must be shipped to US address


It’s been Incubating in the belly of the earth for 165 million years. Now, it is finally ready for Tom at the office who thinks your chicken parm is his chicken parm, Mac who doesn’t believe in monogamy, or that little brat Saint West, who Santa Clause could never please.

  • Authentic, Anthracite Coal, Direct From the Deep Dark Mines of The Pennsylvania County Side
  • An Elf Sized Stocking, Filled to the Brim With Pennsylvania’s Finest
  • A Naughty Note From Santa, or Include a Personal Message