Bacon and a Tie
Yes, we admit, a tie is a pretty lame gift. The problem lies in the fact that tie designers were not incorporating bacon patterns into their design.

Bacon and a Tie

Must be shipped to US address


  • 14oz uber Bacon - Bacon 2.0
  • Bacon Tie

uber Bacon doesn't splatter, so you can cook bacon naked, whilst wearing a tie.  uber Bacon isn't like the stuff from the grocery store, it doesn't splatter or shrink, and is hand-rubbed and slow smoked to perfection.