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Yes, somehow we do have Frequently Asked Questions.

More annoying than a baby on an airplane.
Don’t hide, that could blow your cover. “Uhhhhh, Tom, why are you behind the water cooler?” “Because it makes the room look all stretchy.” …Being the least suspicious person in the room is paramount to successfully pulling off “the long prank.” Don’t laugh, don’t ask, divert blame to others.
Class gets canceled, the entire office is searching for this thing, electronics being thrown out the window, primal screaming.
Got a tiny screw driver and some tiny batteries handy? Unlike your $800 cell phone, yes, you can replace the batteries. However, it is about the size of a golf ball, and if we sell a bunch of these I may just go for a vacation in Bali, in one of those little huts on the ocean.
Easy there partner, we're here to help. If you have no friends, simply ship bacon to anybody, now you have a new friend.
It depends on what the meaning of the word kosher is. We are pretty sure it does not satisfy the requirements of Jewish law. But it is genuine and legitimate.
We know this is frowned upon, never mix business with pleasure right? Let’s just say we sample the product quite regularly as a part of quality control. SERIOUSLY GIVE US A BREAK. WHY DON'T YOU TRY STORING A BAG OF GLAZIN CANDIED BACON IN YOUR OFFICE FOR LONGER THAN 2 DAYS. ITS HARD, REALLY HARD. WE HAVE A FREAKING STORE JUST SO EMPLOYEES CAN BUY BACON. THAT'S IT. ONLY BACON. PAYCHECKS ARE CONVERTED TO BACON.
If your lady doesn’t fancy a generous helping of delicious, high-quality bacon product, it is time to move on my friend.
Birthdays are a good one, maybe 4th of july?, for trick-or-treaters on halloween, weekdays. Basically any day besides Yom Kippur.
Is that like a vegetarian? If you send them bacon, they will likely become a vegan that doesn’t eat meat, except for bacon.
Yes, you idiot. We spent too much time, money & resources putting this laughable website up to not get paid for it.
Click the buy button. Decide whose day you want to ruin & then enter their address.
We'll vomit up a tonne of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it. We'll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within.
Not unless you open your mouth.
We don't really care, Our motto is "The perfect gift for all occasions, From Birthdays to Bar Mitzvahs."
$9.99 for anywhere in the world.
First off, use your imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that special someone opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere. By Far the most effective and easiest prank ever.
We don't really have a choice.